Rick the Zombie Boy…

Meet Rick. Rick is a Zombie. Can’t you tell? I hope so because Rick has spent over $4000 to create this dead-on, Zombie version of himself. Although if you ask him, Rick will tell you he’s not quite satisfied:

I still want to get my brain shaded in. I want to get it all nice and grey like hamburger meat. And then I want to get Frankenstein bolts sticking out of my head around the rim of where my scalp’s ‘cut off’.

Last time I reviewed my Zombie checklist it didn’t mention anything about Frankenstein bolts but I’m clearly not the Zombie expert I thought I was compared to Rick.

Hey Baby, can I eat your brain? I mean buy you a drink?

So far, Rick’s self-Zombification has taken around 24 hours. And while that’s a lot of time under the knife, Rick says he’s considering taking more extreme measures in his Zombie quest:

This guy had a flesh-eating disease and he was able to get his nose cut off because they gave him a prosthetic replacement. I was so jealous. I wanted it so bad. If I get my eyes blacked in I’ll get my nose removed. I’m an extremist, so if I met someone who could remove my ear and get the right result, then that’d be cool as hell. If I saw someone walking around like that I’d shit myself.

I think I’d shit myself too. Touche’ Rick. Anyways, if you’re now wondering if there is anything young Rick wouldn’t do in order to make himself a better Zombie, I got two words for you. Cock-splitting:

Cock-splitting. I’ve seen pictures of that and it’s not for me. But I’d tattoo my cock. I’m thinking of having reptile scales and cockroaches.

Check out more photos and the rest of Zombie Boy’s interview with Bizarre Magazine here.

Thanks to Freddy Pants and Bizarre Magazine for the tattooed linkage…