Steven Tyler and his Crocs…

Okay, my day has already been to hell in a hand-basket today. Twice. But what did I do to deserve this? Steven Tyler in CROCS? My idol in fucking CROCS? I’d cry right into my G&T but that would just water it down.

Has the whole world gone fucking mad? I’d rather but an extra-large ribbed condom on my feet than wear these shoes. But maybe Tyler’s doctor prescribed the Crocs for the “foot condition” that landed Tyler in rehab a month ago. Or maybe Tyler’s foot condition was that he secretly likes to wear Crocs. If that’s the case, methinks Dude better get his lady-looking self himself back to rehab on the double. Dr. Drew’s 12 step“Crocs are Whack like the Crack” approach is clearly not working.

Lemmy would never wear Crocs. That at least I’m sure about.

Thanks to Reuters and Michael K’s Dlisted for the link.

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