Comments on: Gene Simmons Might Not Like Radiohead…

By: Fun

Fun — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:19:59 +0000

I used to like Gene Simmons. I feel bad for his kids. They seem pretty level headed for having him as a father. I think the “I am God” complex needs to stop. He is very full of himself. He puts his pants on one leg at a time just like we all do. Also his sh!t stinks like everyone elses. Chaim needs to just calm down. He has a show. Now that he took a jab at Radiohead I won’t be watching the show again. He’s really being a royal d-bag by bad mouthing bands that want to offer one a chance to pay what they want for the music. Sorry Gene, we all aren’t walking around with hundred dollar bills falling out of our pockets. Do you really think that Sharon fell in love with you for your looks or your money? hmm-she may love you know, but I am sure she looked at you & saw $ signs.

Back of Grandpa Simmons. You were touring & I was still pooping in my diaper!!!! Cool down..Join AARP, go to Bingo or hey go to that Island you bought that I understand the African American gentleman involved in the deal is in trouble with that island..

Peace out Chaim. Calm down & stop trying to be the Music Nazi Police. You forgot where you came from. NOTHING!! I don’t think your mom would like your statements.

Sorry, we aren’t all millionaires. According to your philosphy we are all lazy for not being mutli-millionaires. You were at the right place at the right time. i can’t promise you would do the same now that you did in the 70’s painted up like weird mimes in spandex.

R.I.P. Kiss. From now on I will be turning the station when your music comes on & forget about buying any of your music. Not going to happen old man.

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By: AFJ

AFJ — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:36:04 +0000

Oooh it is the 1970’s and I am in a rock band wearing face make-up banging the hot groupies that already fellated the bouncers (or God forbid the drummer). I am so rich and popular. I am out of touch.

Ooh now it is the year 2000 and I am bored, old and ugly. No one believes I was a big rock star. Everyone thinks Gene Simmons is actually dead. I will start touring again and bang hot chicks.

It’s 2004 and I am touring. I am neat and God-like again (except instead of hot chicks he is banging plump, soft, squishy stretch marked soccer moms that smell like Bed, Bath & Beyond and Zovirax).

2006 hey what is this AARP Magazine and what is up with those damn kids listening to that hip hop bullshit. “Hey you! Yeah you the pimple facced little bugger in the fast and furious car. Turn that sh!t down!!! What? Who the fuc* am I? I am your Lord Gene Simmons!! Who is Gene Simmons? I am KISS!! No. KISS the uber cool rock band from the 70’s. You know the one your parents listened to while conceiving you. What your parents weren’t born in the 70’s but you think your grandpa was..I am fu$*king Gene Simmons. Yes, KISS! You own a KISS album? No, but your little brother donloaded one off of the internet? What you downloaded it for free? WTF?? I did not make any money on it? No you little bastard I am not old. I am not old. I am not. Now get your car out of the way so I can get into the Old Country Buffet before the breakfast special ends…” F

ace it Gene. You have become what you mocked in your youth and as a person you suck. Now go Fuc# yourself (hopefully while playing a really cool Radiohead song you illegally downloaded from the internet) With the FCC chair’s head up your ass.