Orson Wells says “No, I’m not drunk and who the fuck is Jack White?”

Orson Wells was the clear product of too much free Paul Masson pre-funk from the looks of this Youtube video. And don’t act like this could never happen to you. I mean, you go to shoot a commercial for Paul Masson and end up out of your mind on free party liquids by take one. I know that’s what Cherrybomb would do. And, although I’m not drunk right now (as far as I know), watching Orson Wells hammered out of his mind while shilling Paul Masson Champy totally gave me the bed spins.

Okay, you got me. Of course Cherrybom is drunk. It’s WEDNESDAY. But back to my point, Wells’ was an indisputable, cinematic genius who enjoyed his drink and smoking cigars. Sounds like my kind of man. But Cherrybomb’s turn-on’s are also not the point of this post. The point of this post is that this video is 1:40 of “don’t let that dude drive home” vintage goodness. Cheers!

Thanks to Freddy Pants for the link…