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Mickey Rourke and Macy Gray are Friends… 1

Posted on May 13, 2008 by DJC

Mickey Rourke and Macy Gray hanging out on Monday at the High Times, I mean the 944 Magazine party in Miami.

What could these two possibly have to say to each other? Wait, I bet it went something like this…:

Macy Gray: I’m sorry dude, I’m gonna say it again. I don’t know who you are but you are definitely NOT Mickey Rourke.

Mickey Rourke: I am so Mickey Rourke. Look into my eyes. Only Mickey Rourke has these eyes.

Macy Gray: Why do all the crazies got to end up all in my grill? I should have stayed home and did bong hits with Snoop.

Mickey Rourke: Come on Macy. We did the movie Domino together. Remember that? I mean, Dabney Coleman was in Domino too. Dabney’s like the best, man…those were good times. Hey, you got a light for this? I think it went out.

Macy Gray: I did a movie with Dabney Coleman? THE Dabney Coleman? Was it good?

Mickey Rourke: No.

Macy Gray: Did you actually see the movie Domino?

Mickey Rourke: No. But I was in it. With you. You know, me, Mickey Rourke.

Macy Gray: Listen Dude, I don’t know who you are or how you got into this party AND I might be stoned out of my gourd, but you are NOT Mickey Rourke. I mean, I know what Mickey Rourke looks like ’cause I did a movie with him called Domino. Wait a minute…what is that thing on your head?

Mickey Rourke: Okay Macy, it’s been good talking to you. I just saw Benicio Del Toro and I think he’s been trying to avoid me for some reason…



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