Sex Hourglass – Courtesy of Cherrybomb’s Private Collection…

According to a four-week, 1,500 couple study to be published in the May Journal of Sexual Medicine, the median time for sexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. The women participating in the study, who were armed with stopwatches, concluded that intercourse lasting 1 to 2 minutes was “too short.” And while the two-minute “I swear that’s never happened to me before” miracle might not be enough for most of us, three minutes might be…:

Maybe men had it right all along: It doesn’t take long to satisfy a woman in bed. A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes.

Women armed with stopwatches during sex? Now that’s sexy. Besides, I’m sure the use of stopwatches didn’t create any arbitrary performance anxiety that might have influenced the study’s findings. However, the 7.3 minute sex-romp average didn’t include time dedicated to foreplay. Surprised? Probably not, since most men can’t say the word foreplay without breaking into a “what the hell is foreplay?” sweat.

Vintage foreplay by way of hairbrush…

Cherrybomb thinks the folks at Online Booty Call.com should take the Journal’s study into consideration and update their booty call database in order to ensure the best possible booty call customer experience. These guidelines would be useful when scheduling your next 2:00am, don’t kiss me on the lips, hookup..:

Our booty call should last at least (select one):

A: 3 minutes

B: 7 minutes. Seven’s always been my lucky number.

C: 13 minutes. That way I might actually have an orgasm. Thanks.

D: Until my parents get home.

E: Sting

Have a Tantric Saturday.