This Is Not Gene Simmons…
Actor/Comedian Hal Sparks. Not Gene Simmons.
WHOA! What happened to Hal Sparks? I say that because Hal used to look like this. And like this when he hosted E!’s Talk Soup. And for the last five years on Showtime’s Queer as Folk. I mean, did he break up with his girlfriend? His boyfriend? Did he recently stop drinking or, did he start drinking at noon. Like two days ago?
Anyways, I’m not sure if Hal knows who he is or where he is from the looks of this photo. But I’m sure of at least one thing. That isn’t a picture of Gene Simmons (above). I mean, I’m not even sure if this is a picture of Gene Simmons. However, the photo below is definitely a picture of Gene Simmons …:
Gene Simmons on the flesh and in a wig. Dear GOD please let that be a wig…
All I know is if you try to look like Gene Simmons on purpose, it damn well better be Halloween.
