Keith Richards is the New Face of Louis Vuitton…

Keith Richards: The New Face of Louis Vuitton
So, I lied in that last post. I can’t stay away from you. And hangover or not, I can’t stop thinking about you. Besides, typing the words Keith Richards is the new face for Louis Vuitton is hilarious. Mostly because the words Keith Richards and new face are oxymoron’s. Anyways, the new ad campaign for the luxe brand was shot by Annie Leibovitz. And lots of lens diffusion. And what’s with the teacup? Where are the empty bottles of Bourbon and ashtrays full of cigarette butts? Am I to believe that Keith Richards is reading Baudelaire and drinking tea at 3:00am with his expensive luggage?
Check out this video of Keith wacking the shit out of a rowdy fan with his guitar. That’s the Keith Richards I know and love. Even at 64, Keith Richards is 100% rock star. Which is awesome since most rock stars are like only 10% rock star and like 90% douchebag.
Thanks to Reuters for the link.

March 5th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Maybe Keith is the new leather for the Louis Vuitton baggage? But is that a telescope from his pathetic Pirates of the Caribbean sellout experience? Or is it a portable water pipe? Who knows still smells more like water and vinegar to me…