A Nipple is Not a Dangerous Weapon…
Nipple ring removal with pliers. The old fashioned way…
Mandi Hamlin, the woman who was forced to remove her nipple ring with pliers at Lubbock Preston Smith International Airport in Texas, has engaged the legal council of celebrity attorney Gloria Allred. Hamlin, who has both nipples pierced, said that she was forced to remove both piercings behind a curtain at one of the security gates at Lubbock. One of her piercings had to be removed with pliers after the male TSA agents refused to let Hamlin board the plane until she removed all of her jewelry.
Hamlin and Allred are demanding an apology from the TSA:
“I wouldn’t wish this experience upon anyone,” said Hamlin, 37, said at a news conference in Los Angeles. “My experience with TSA was a nightmare I had to endure. No one deserves to be treated this way.”
Pliers? What in the name of Janet Jackson was this chick wearing? Anyways, TSA spokeswhore Dwayne Baird had this to say in response to Hamlin’s nipple debacle at Lubbock:
“If an alarm does sound, “until that is resolved, we’re not going to let them go through the checkpoint, no matter what they’re wearing or where they’re wearing it.
I’d be really curious to know what this woman had in her nipples,” he said. “Sometimes they have a chain between their nipples, or a chain between their nipples and their belly button. It would have to be made of heavy metal to be detected.”
Jane Child circa 1990 nose-ring chain madness. Still making music for some reason…
Man, someone needs to tell Dwayne that nobody does the piercing/chain thing anymore. Except maybe Jane Child (90’s flashback photo above). At any rate, Cherrybomb smells TSA bullshit. Besides, when was the last time your nipple or cock ring set off the metal detectors at the airport? I mean, even Tommy Lee has to fly. So why are we still waiting for the “Tommy Lee Forced to Remove his triple chrome cock & ball ring” at LAX news story?
Rikki Rockett cuffed and stuffed at LAX
In other weird maybe take the train next time, Poison drummer Rikki Rockett was arrested at LAX on a rape warrant on Monday. The warrant, issued from Mississippi, was served as Rockett returned from the Rock2Wellington Festival in New Zealand. I guess the song #1 Bad Boy wasn’t about Brett Michaels afterall. Yikes.
Thanks to G for the nipple-link…
March 28th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Will someone drain that old stale douche container (aka Glora Allred) into the sewer once and for all? The lady is a self serving steaming pile of monkey shit on society.
That prostitute of a skanky alleged civil rights persona pimps herself out to anyone that will give her TV time. The only TV time I want to see of her is an obituary.
And for the lady with the nipple piercings. Fu$&k you. I was the poor bastuhd behind you in the TSA line who had to spend an extra 15 minutes with those directionless Homeland Security Agents listening to your crazed ramblings about your rights. Here is one for you; they are x-raying your luggage and shoes. It is a control point for safety. If I wear a belt buckle, I am going to be told to remove it and walk through again. If you wear steel crap pierced throughout your body, you will be delayed. So if you think your rights were violated what about mine and the rest of your fellow travelers? We have a message for you “ride the dog (grayhound)” like you should. Your co-riders at the bus station will appreciate your crazed ramblings and your shiny piercings.