Archive for March, 2008

This Is Not Gene Simmons…

Actor/Comedian Hal Sparks. Not Gene Simmons.
WHOA! What happened to Hal Sparks? I say that because Hal used to look like this. And like this when he hosted E!’s Talk Soup. And for the last five years on Showtime’s Queer as Folk. I mean, did he break up with his girlfriend? His boyfriend? Did he [...]

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Conservatives Like Witty T-Shirts Too…

…except as you might imagine, the right handed that walk among us don’t really like to be funny. Much less wear a witty t-shirt. One of the interesting sites that pops up when you Google conservative shop on a Saturday night is called Metrospy. It’s safe to say I’ve never seen anyone wearing one [...]

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

Ultimate Fighting and Tramp Stamps for Kindergartener’s…

Ultimate Fighting for Babies!
The bare-knuckle-dragging sport of Ultimate Fighting has come to your kid’s kindergarten class. If you live in Missouri that is. So far, Missouri is the only state that says it’s okay for children as young as six to engage in organized, youth fighting.
The 11 boys and one girl [...]

Friday, March 28th, 2008

A Nipple is Not a Dangerous Weapon…

Nipple ring removal with pliers. The old fashioned way…
Mandi Hamlin, the woman who was forced to remove her nipple ring with pliers at Lubbock Preston Smith International Airport in Texas, has engaged the legal council of celebrity attorney Gloria Allred. Hamlin, who has both nipples pierced, said that she was forced to remove both piercings [...]

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Happy Birthday Steven Tallarico…

Steven Tyler turns 60 today. Loses pants…

Wow. 60? That’s crazy. I guess. Okay, maybe it’s not that crazy, since Tyler was born today in 1948 in Harlem, New York. Anyways, the original Cherrybomb birthday ode to Tyler fell victim to this week’s hosting crash, so this entry was re-created using the fragmented, swimming-for-it’s-life piece of [...]

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Dr. Pepper Loves Axl, Might Not Be a Real Doctor…

Some Dr. Pepper with that Jim Beam? Not this year…
The folks behind Dr. Pepper have said that if Axl Rose releases Chinese Democracy anytime in 2008, everyone in America will get a free can of Dr. Pepper. Except for Slash and Buckethead. But why harsh on Buckethead, Dr. Pepper? Isn’t it enough that he [...]

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Punishment Park…Found Footage

Punishment Park - Peter Watkins 1971
Punishment Park is an eerie faux-doc that pits a group of of left-wing, freedom-fighting devotee’s against a Government gone wild. The 37-year-old film was shot on 16mm in the deserts of California, giving it a terrifying Blair Witch meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre, all-hope-is-lost feel. And despite the fact [...]

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008