Axl Rose (above. Yes really) turns 46 today.

And Mamie Van Doren is 77. Or maybe they got the ages wrong and Mamie’s turning 46. Again. Okay, Axl doesn’t look that bad but when the hell is he gonna release Chinese Democracy (unless a .torrent counts as a release now)? Amazon.com UK says it’s out this Spring. But who are they kidding? That record is never coming out. Although you could pre-order it for those grandkids you don’t know about yet. Shit it’s tough to get old when the lights are on. Unless you’re Mamie Van Doren of course…

Here is a photo of Mamie (above) taken today according to her website. No question the lovely Ms. Van Doren has had some work. For sure the camera is soft on her in more ways than one, but you can’t tell me that woman looks 77. Not from that photoshopped distance anyways.

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