Man, when Johnny brings the crazy, he really brings it. Recently when speaking to workers at Thompson Arms Center, McCain said that he would use their products to “off” Osama. Himself. At the gates of hell, if necessary (which probably looks a lot like Iraq at this point). And when you really want someone dead, you have to shoot them with a gun made by America’s master gunmaker. Because only guns made by Thompson can kill the terrorists. That and silver bullets, I heard, because they’re all really just werewolves, masquerading as terrorists by day.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Rochester, New Hampshire, John McCain said stuff you usually say when you’re drunk off your ass at a Republican fund raiser:
“I will follow Osama Bin Laden to the gates of hell and I will shoot him with your products,” McCain said.
Later, McCain pulled his textbook “I was only kidding” apology:
“I certainly didn’t mean I would actually shoot him. I am certainly angry at him, but I was only speaking in a way that was trying to emphasize my point,” McCain said. “I would not shoot him myself.”
Right. Note to self: Do not get on John McCains’ bad side. Additional note to self: Start reading those notes I send to myself.