Ralph Nader Will Sue You… 0

…although, I can’t really say I blame Mr. Nader for being litigious and angry at the same time. Generally, the two things go together just like Right wingers and other people’s oil. However, this lawsuit is not purely an attempt by Nader to recoup financial losses (which were undoubtedly massive) he incurred during his bid for the presidency in 2004. Ralph Nader filed this suit in an attempt to ensure the “democratic process” remains functional. Are you with me? Okay, Nader’s lawsuit was filed to ensure you, the voter, are able to vote successfully for the candidate of your choice. Still nothing? Christ on a hot tin roof! Are you all right or half left tonight? At any given time, Cherrybomb is 80% alcohol and I even got it that time. Okay, let me give you the vanilla version. Ralph Nader is pissed because the DNC (Democratic National Committee) is run by a bunch of Fascists so he decided to sue them because Fascists hate going to court because it cuts into their “me” time.
Got it now?
In a lawsuit filed earlier this week, Nader claims that the DNC tried to bilk his campaign dry by filing frivolous lawsuits in an attempt to keep him off the ballots in 18 states in 2004. And for those of you who still think Mr. Nader is acting like a spoiled child, I hate to break it to you but the same Fascists that were running the DNC in 2004 still run the DNC today. And even now, as certain candidates are being excluded from polls, it’s a safe bet we can expect more of the same in about a year at the voting booth.
What you should do is focus your energy on being diligent about stuff like this, make sure you vote and stop paying attention to polls. Besides being known for being so full of crap that they shit sideways, polls are also really bad for your health. I heard they might give you the mouth Herp if you answer your phone. Okay, I don’t really have any conclusive proof on that last one because I refuse to test my own theory for fear of the mouth Herp. Do you want to take that chance when Poll calls you?
I didn’t think so…



















