Talk to yourself and Hear What You Want to Know…
Like John McCain. I can tell he’s jawing with himself because of this:
In a recent interview with Beliefnet, the senator said that the “Constitution established the United States of America as a Christian nation.”
Now, you don’t need me to tell you there ain’t no place in The Constitution that says that. Man, I love it when politicians trust others to read shit for them. Not that I really blame McCain. The bible is a great work of fiction. But given the choice, I would so rather be reading Hustler or something. Unless I had incurable insomnia. Then it’s all about Esquire.
Okay…nobody really “reads” Hustler or Esquire but you know what I’m saying…
Now all ABOARD the God Band-Wagon…seriously, who’s next? Wait…is that you Rudy? Didn’t you get that restraining order? It said stay at least 1000 feet away from the gate.
