On Your Knees…
So NOW I know why Nancy Pelosi has been so ineffective. She has been wasting her time talking to God. Dang it Nancy…don’t you know God is a shitty corespondent? He’s like your ex-boyfriend (or girlfriend, ’cause God could totally be a chick. I saw “Dogma” like 12 times so I’m totally sure about that). Then God calls saying you can have that ride to the “free clinic” on Saturday and never shows up. I mean, you ARE the Speaker of the House…Newt Gingrich was Speaker of the House. The man is named after a amphibian for christsake. Come on Nancy…give me a better headline to work with…
September 30th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
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