The “OG” Angie…not that other one who makes you feel like shit because you’re not that pretty, perfect or philanthropic. Although , sorry to break it to you, Angie Dickinson is way prettier than you. Even you know that…
Anyways, tonight, Cherrybomb says happy birthday to the hotness that is Sgt. Pepper.
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Like John McCain. I can tell he’s jawing with himself because of this:
In a recent interview with Beliefnet, the senator said that the “Constitution established the United States of America as a Christian nation.”
Now, you don’t need me to tell you there ain’t no place in The Constitution that says that. Man, I [...]

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I love that song as much as I love the Super Awesome Happy Power of Jimmy Chow.
Behold the bloody Kung-Fu Master known as JC…

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So NOW I know why Nancy Pelosi has been so ineffective. She has been wasting her time talking to God. Dang it Nancy…don’t you know God is a shitty corespondent? He’s like your ex-boyfriend (or girlfriend, ’cause God could totally be a chick. I saw “Dogma” like 12 times so I’m totally sure about that). [...]

The Democratic candidate you never heard of, Dennis Kucinich, is “seriously thinking” about calling out Dr. Strangelove (aka, Dick “The Dick” Cheney). And when I say “calling out” I mean invoking a parliamentary measure that would force the house to vote on impeaching Dick “hold still ’cause I’m gonna shoot you in the face now” [...]

And they’re smiling. At each-other. On the same stage.
Diamond Dave and Eddie “The Bionic Man” Van Halen act like it’s 1978 all over again in Charlotte, North Carolina. Check out Rolling Stone for more photos of the first show of the tour last night. I’m telling you…Eddie is looking so good with his new ‘toofs [...]

So how can you tell if you or someone you love is one or the other? Well, our “friends” at the federally-funded Dark Web have some helpful tips for us. I included translations because there are lots of big words…
“That component, called Writeprint, helps combat the Web’s anonymity (privacy laws) by studying (spying on) thousands [...]