I know this because when I was in high school Aerosmith had a practice space cautiously in proximity to Cherrybomb’s house. Five minutes away if you ran like hell ’cause Frosty Jr. (Sully’s little brother) called when he saw Steven’s black trans am parked in the alley. Cherrybombed was up close and personal with the [...]

Before Cherrybombed falls into what promises to be a beautiful, juniper induced slumber on this rainy (surprise!) Seattle Saturday I want to say thank you. That’s right…I want to thank all the hundreds of bitches who visited cherrybombed.com this month…and no, it’s not one bitch sitting alone swilling in her own barstool stank (but I [...]

Oh boy…here we go…I guess DMX didn’t get a hold of that nifty handbook Jamie Foxx was flapping about the other day…man…if you’re a “black star” like Jamie, for FUCKS SAKE get that handbook…

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Yeah, I get mail…mostly letters from prison with the opening line “if you knew where I was writting you from, you wouldn’t want to talk to me”. Right…but honestly, you totally lost me at the return address on the envelope…
But nearly all of the letters and e-mails I get I love…especially when I get one [...]

“Of all the creatures ever made, man is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.”
Mark Twain
Cherrybombed is all about giving someone the “benefit of the doubt”…it’s come my way once or ten-thousand [...]

Thursday…and well…can I be honest? Cherrybombed is tired tonight. Why? Because I finally figured out how many Gin & Tonics is too many…but I’m not telling you and my liver is under gag order…
But since I still want you to have a good time, here’s what you need to do…
Thursday - August, 23rd:
Pleasureboaters…Cherrybombed loves ‘em…tonight [...]

But no…not THAT…but okay…maybe the average female chest circumference. What Cherrybombed IS talking about is the size of California’s electoral college…what did you think I was talking about…gawd…but I must say I dig your gutter-smut big daddy…
While we can still mostly rely on the news from NYT it might not always be so.
While Cali is [...]