Jesus has been located…
Which is good news if you like JC but here’s the bad news…Michael Vick found him…
Below are excerpts from Vick’s post-guilty plea…understandbly, Vick does not mention any remorse over the unforgivable cruelty and murder that got him into this situation in the first place…
“What I did was very immature so that means I need to grow up,” said Vick.
Immature? Fart jokes are immature you incredible douchebag…
“I take full responsibility for my actions,” Vick said. “Not for one second will I sit right here and point the finger and try to blame anybody else for my actions or what I’ve done. I’m totally responsible and those things just didn’t have to happen.”
Translation: “Fuck! I got fucking caught! Shit…wait…I’ll just say it was those other two guys…wait…it’s too late to blame thoes other guys ’cause they are blaming me? Well fuck me…”
And lastly…
“Through this situation I’ve found Jesus.”
Well at least one good thing came out of this whole situation. I was getting kinda worried about JC after he went missing while backpacking in Oregon last week…
August 27th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
What an asshole. Michael Vick is demonstrating a response that the media will draw huge attention to:
By getting caught and being prominent, he is the poster child for a much larger subculture that does not want attention drawn to it. So rather than report on the greater subcultural problem, the media will focus on his response, thus implying that if you’re guilty, too, all you have to do is call upon Jeezus and all will be OK.
What I fuckin’ hate about the media in this cunt-ry. Too afraid to dive into the real stories.
September 24th, 2007 at 11:17 am
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