Cherrybombed got mail…
Yeah, I get mail…mostly letters from prison with the opening line “if you knew where I was writting you from, you wouldn’t want to talk to me”. Right…but honestly, you totally lost me at the return address on the envelope…
But nearly all of the letters and e-mails I get I love…especially when I get one from Angry Johnny (or AFJ cause if you’re angry, slipping a curse word in wherever you can becomes a high art). You see, Johnny’s out there…in the streets of downtown Seattle everyday. Downtown Seattle, where you wish for rain so the street smells less like piss and more like…well…let’s just shoot for less like piss…
Anyways…AFJ had kind of a bad day today….it started like this:
“The only joy I received today is the frantic look of mini-van-clad soccer Mom (as if she knew what a stupid waste of water and carbon she was) who barely served a purpose except for being the wet bucket of spit that her douchebag husband of hers serves up to her every third Thursday of the month. That and she plowed into like 1700 tourists and almost me at Pike today…”
And then:
“I am walking down First Avenue when I come across the biggest pile of horse shit laying in the gutter, mid block. I think to myself…how did this happen in the middle of busy traffic in the middle of downtown. And how in hell did it all clump together as if the horse was standing still in a tranquil pasture having a normal constitutional horse dump instead of being oppressed by the man behind the buggy whip? I had no answer and glanced to the water and watched bum #29897 piss on a post. I hate that guy…”
At last check, AFG was on his way to Happy Hour. Order doubles baby…you need it…
Lastly, if you missed Pleasureboaters at the S.S. last night you can catch them live on Audio Oasis tomorrow on KEXP. For thoes of you not in Seattle (and let’s keep it that way, okay chum?) you can stream it live starting at 6:00 PST. Just go to the KEXP website and choose your player, Player…
So see you out there right? If you see AFJ, buy him some Patron…and what about Cherrybombed?
I got a hot date with Mr. Belvedere and I never like to keep him waiting…
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