Tonight, Cherrybombed was innocently enjoying ESPN (Cherrybombed loves sports) until I heard the words Michael Vick and “prodigy” in the same breath. Maybe back in the day…maybe in Atlanta…but not now…not for a long time…

Once, when asked what three things he loved, the first thing out of his mouth was “animals”…how’s that for foreshadowing? Later, when asked if he would be exonerated after his conviction Vick answers “no comment”…

No kidding…but I gotta tell ya’, nothing Vick could say now, especially the truth would matter… By the words of the great Jane Russell…

“I wouldn’t believe a word you said if it was tattooed on your forehead”…

Cherrybombed is a firm believer that when you blindfold LA, put a ball in it’s mouth and proceed to fuck LA in the ass while your Redneck friend watches…you loose all your LA privileges. After hearing Vick pleading GUILTY today in court to the murder of 8 dogs I’m all for that…privileges…appendages…you know, his cock (it’s small…easy job right?)…

The current laws regarding the prosecution and subsequent punishment when you hurt an animal must bear more consequence for the offender. Revoke the offenders drivers license…for life…garnish their salary (Vick makes well over 100 mill…) and put the funds into the local animal rescue…cut off their cock…whatever it should be…it should hurt…and bad…if you need any more proof that Vick is a FUCKING ROADSIDE SCUMBAG NOT WORTHY OF THE HOBO HERPES JIZZ its filled with…click here…

So how was your weekend? You know, it’s funny, I didn’t see you at the RCRG Derby Championship Bout but that’s easy to understand…given the fact that I was drunk (surprise!) in a sea of madness masquerading as people, punks and Pirates (oh MY!) at Hangar 27…

*Edie Brickwall and friend all post-bout glow…*

Anyways…last year’s champs, The Sockit Wenches skated hard but lost to Grave Danger (who were called out by many as the fave RCRG team this year). Although Cherrybomb wonders about some of the ref calls and coaching decisions (specifically in the second-half…I mean…if your “ejected” from the match you can’t come back and skate again right? Hitting someone with your “regulation” cast should be a major “get in the box” penalty…right? And while I’m at it, maybe next time instead of tailgating or shot-gunning PBR’s in the beer garden Cherrybombed should pay more attention to the rules of roller derby dissertation before every match…it’s booze vs. knowledge folks and I’m really thirsty…no fair). Moving on…

Of course, I would be completely out of line by not crediting the skating power of Grave Dangers’s own Edie Brickwall in the second-half. With that said, it’s no wonder Edie is off to the Nationals in Texas…check out the rest of RCRG All Star roster here…

*Sockit Wench Wile E. Peyote hitting Cherrybombed with some pre-bout threats*

*Wile E. and Edie…making up wasn’t that hard to do…was it?*

There was even a proposal…and sorry guys…she said yes…
*Anya Heels is new Sockit Wench “fresh meat” and after her performance on Saturday she is one to watch for the 2008 season*

*Throttle Rocket Hurricane Lilly (an original RC girl) at the afterparty and yeah…that’s real ink…*

*The Undead never looked so good…*

See you next year girls…I can’t wait…