It’s gonna be one of those weekends. And when I say “those” I mean the type of weekend where you go out on Friday night, drink hooch with a bunch of strangers, wake up hung-over and promise never to drink again. Then you decide the only logical way to get rid of your hangover is to go out drinking again. Plus, Hank Williams III is in town and no way are you missing that. At any rate, here are the Cherrybombed picks for this weekend…

Friday – July 27th
Capitol Hill Block Party – Day 1
All hell breaks loose on Capitol Hill. Which isn’t really any different from any other Friday night on the Hill except today you can drink out in the street and not get arrested…how is that for an endorsement? All drunk jokes aside, CHBP is a unique opportunity to get up close, drunk and personal with some great Seattle Bands like Viva Voce, The Blakes, The Cops and Kane Hodder to mention a few. But wait there’s more! You also get the hip-hop super power of The Saturday Knights and Cancer Rising! Music starts at 3:00 on three stages. California’s SilverSun Pickups even made the trip…
All over Capitol Hill – $15

Saturday – July 28th
Rat City Roller Girls - Semi Finals
The DLF (undefeated!) vs my girls The Sockit Wenches (last years champs)…it’s so ON!
Music by Steel Tigers of Death…sweet…
Magnusun Hanger #27
*buy tickets in advance at Fast Girl Skates or online…don’t show up expecting to buy tickets cause there won’t be any*

Capitol Hill Block Party – Day II
The Whore Moans, Sunday Night Blackout and The Intellegence…and SPOON!
$15

“The Power of Wings” with Shawn Smith (Brad, Satchel, Pigeonhead) and Kevin Wood (of Malfunkshun. Brother of Andrew Wood from Mother Love Bone).
*Shawn Smith in the vocal seat for this incarnation of Malfunkshun. You should never miss an opportunity to see Shawn Smith*
Sunset Tavern – 10:00pm

Hank III & Ass Jack (SOLD OUT!)
*Hank III does Papa Hank proud everytime*
El Corazon

TRANNYSHACK SEATTLE!
*A Tranntastic way to spend your Saturday…Happy Fun Balls included*
Chop Suey

Sunday:
Daft Punk is playing at my house…The Rapture ain’t too shabby either…
*Wamu Theatre – Home of the $8 Bud Light…bastards*

Northwest Record and CD Show
Seattle Center Shaw-Fidalgo Rooms
*And it’s for a good cause. Please bring non-perishable food items (canned or boxed). $3 without donation or $2 admission with donation. So don’t be a douche, bring some food*

Now if that ain’t enough you can also catch Week 5 of “All Monsters Attack” at The Grand Illusion Theatre. This weekend it’s all 70’s strangeness with “Blacula”, “J.D.’s Revenge” and a newly restored “The Beast”.

Cherrybombed will be all around Seattle this weekend but you won’t see me as I plan on being invisible by way of Patron. Just one of my many talents. Jealous bitches? Yeah, I thought so…I can fly too but I usually need my bed for that…

And now for some shameless Cherrybombed self-promotion. ‘Cause shame is for pussies. And your no pussy right? Okay…on with it…

Anyway, the point of this post isn’t the current shame level of your chi-chi…(unless your Catholic or something. Then you’re pretty much in a constant state of pussy shame). What this post IS about is my very good friend, Wile E. Peyote. Wile E. is a Rat City Roller Girl and does some respectable skating and jamming for the Sockit Wentches. Wile E. asked me to write her RCRG Bio so check it out and enjoy the hawtness that is Wile E. Peyote…

If your in Seattle tonight get your ass over to The Owl ‘N Thistle on Post Ave (www.owlnthistle.com) and get treated to the Rockabilly goodness that is Billy Joe & The Dusty 45’s. And it’s FREE…see you there…