Where do you get off Rogers Nelson?
Or should I say Happy Birthday Prince? Or is that Happy Birthday to the Symbol formerly know as Prince? Or should I just give praise to the hands-down Assless-Pants King of the Wurld? The answer of course is yes…but 49? Really? Are you sure cause he’s short and all but really…does that make you look younger? Or is it the assless pants? Because we all know the assless pants call attention away from your face…but really…49? Well, okay but only since I am easily tricked by a man who plays guitar really good and waxes his ass so his pants look shiny. BTW, is is wrong to wax your ass because if the answer is yes, forget I asked the question.


June 27th, 2007 at 9:11 am
How funny! The latest issue of Blender says this is one of the best rock photos (I think it is this one anyway…), because it says, “I’m coming to fuck you RIGHT NOW!”
He might be 49, but he’ll always be younger than I am…