On a recent night out, a friend and I were being snarky while people watching. After experiencing the horror ourselves, we decided that we needed to warn you all about an epidemic we like to call “Hot Mess Syndrome”. Strangely (and to my chagrin) it seems to widely affect people of the blonde persuasion.

Watch for these warning signs:

Excessive use of leopard print/lace/low-rise jeans
Push-up bra creates too much lift and yeah, there is such a thing
Exposed underwear/bra no longer sexy, just disappointing and sad
Never leaves the house without false eyelashes (even on ciggy runs to 7-11)
Blatant overuse of wrong color of Red Lipstick
Hairstyle screams “I DON’T CARE ANYMORE”

The photos below should clearly illustrate “Hot Mess Syndrome” and it’s various stages.

Hot Blonde…

Hot Mess…

Hot…

Mess…

It can happen to men too…

Sometimes you start out a mess…

Then you become hot…

Then you decide your not hot enough and this happens…

Then the road back to hot again…

Then again…maybe not…

Courtney in like a year if she keeps that shit up…

And finally…well…just don’t let what happend to Sally Kirkland happen to someone you love…

Because this is a sure sign of the apocolypse…

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