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Drunk at the Movies… 3

Posted on June 29, 2007 by DJC

Watching movies while drunk, sweet…

Seeing movies, while drunk ABOUT drunks…Priceless…

Fat City – 1972
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So Fat City inspired this blog entry and if you haven’t seen it well…here the 411…Stacey Keach has always been mostly bald but is most definately underrated as an actor…his performance as Tully, a boxer past his prime (but dosen’t know it) rivals James Dean performance in “Rebel”. Fat City also features a 23 year old Jeff Bridges and Susan Tyrell as Oma, the glass throwing drunk Tully should have left at the bar. I guarentee Tyrell’s performance alone will give you the bedspins…but I can’t be sure you won’t have a hangover after watching this flick.

The rest of the Cherrybombed Top 6…

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Leaving Las Vegas – 1995

Nick Cage in a hands down amazing performance as Ben, a rummy who goes to Las Vegas in order to leave it in a bodybag. Remember when he falls through the glass table? Yeah, me too. And please, click my sneaky little Nick Cage link…it will save you a lot of pain…

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Day of Wine and Roses – 1962

I loved hearing Jack Lemon say the word “fuck” in Glen Gary, Glen Ross. Lemon’s portrayal of “Joe” is so completely authentic you will watch most scenes through your hands clasped firmly across your eyes. Screw reality TV…”Days” is reality. See it and try to tell me you weren’t cursing at shadows and punch drunk after…I dare you…

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Barfly – 1987

Mickey before all the surgery. Faye Dunaway well, being beautiful and fucked up. Somebody call an ambulance…I’m outa Vodka…

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Cat on a Hot Tin Roof – 1958

Paul Newman, shirt off, drunk on Gin. Liz Taylor ain’t bad either…

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The Lost Weekend – 1945

I can’t lie, this one is hard to watch. Jimmy Stewart drinks George Bailey under the table then kicks him in the face. Christ…I’m almost never gonna drink again…

Do I look drunk to you?

The Legend of Drunken Master (1978 Version. The only one you should watch)

Not only is this a good flick but you get to enjoy Jackie Chan for a change. JC is the king of Kung-Fu Stooges in this one…and drunk off his ass. And no, I’m not going to apologize for including a Kung-Fu movie on this list. I love Kung-Fu…so fuck you…

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Honerable Drunk Mention:
To Richard Burton. For not only being a drunk in the movies who stayed so in character that he once said “When I played drunks, I had to remain sober because I didn’t know how to play them while I was drunk”. I don’t know what that means but I definately know I never want to be an actor…

Lord of the Thighs… 0

Posted on June 23, 2007 by DJC

Maybe it’s the vodka talking but man, Courtney kinda looks like Gollum in this photo (from my last blog entry). But hey…who am I kidding, of COURSE the vodka is talking. Get yourself another drink brother ’cause the ugly lights are ON…
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Hot Blonde, Hot Mess… 2

Posted on June 19, 2007 by DJC

On a recent night out, a friend and I were being snarky while people watching. After experiencing the horror ourselves, we decided that we needed to warn you all about an epidemic we like to call “Hot Mess Syndrome”. Strangely (and to my chagrin) it seems to widely affect people of the blonde persuasion.

Watch for these warning signs:

Excessive use of leopard print/lace/low-rise jeans
Push-up bra creates too much lift and yeah, there is such a thing
Exposed underwear/bra no longer sexy, just disappointing and sad
Never leaves the house without false eyelashes (even on ciggy runs to 7-11)
Blatant overuse of wrong color of Red Lipstick
Hairstyle screams “I DON’T CARE ANYMORE”
Read the rest of this entry →

Crack is Whack… 1

Posted on June 13, 2007 by DJC

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So while this post should be about Nikka Costa (godchild of Frank Sinatra) and her amazing ass-crack…it isn’t. This post is about a town called Delcambre that just passed an ordinance that could throw you in jail for six MONTHS if you wear baggy pants. Because anyone with common sense knows how easy it is to see someones “parts” if they are wearing baggy pants.

And I’m all for that cause unless you look like Nikka, well, I don’t wanna see your parts Jack-O. So buy a belt or get the fuck outa Louisiana…

Ion DJ…I am what I play… 2

Posted on June 12, 2007 by DJC

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No time to blog now…I’m busy with this sweet little mixer from Ion. Plug and play compatable with Mac (check), a USB turntable (check), and an iPod (check). It will even adapt to an iPod Mini with a few quick tweaks to one of the two iPod decks.

This next song goes out to Jane

And the Cradle will Rock… 0

Posted on June 08, 2007 by DJC

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So no…it’s not another post claiming that VH is getting back together. Although check out the new and improved (and possibly bionic Eddie) post-rehab above.

Anyway, the real point of this post is recycling is good but to make it work you have to do it right. More insight on what it means to “really recycle” from The Economist

Read more about the concept of Cradle to Cradle here…

Where do you get off Rogers Nelson? 1

Posted on June 07, 2007 by DJC

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Or should I say Happy Birthday Prince? Or is that Happy Birthday to the Symbol formerly know as Prince? Or should I just give praise to the hands-down Assless-Pants King of the Wurld? The answer of course is yes…but 49? Really? Are you sure cause he’s short and all but really…does that make you look younger? Or is it the assless pants? Because we all know the assless pants call attention away from your face…but really…49? Well, okay but only since I am easily tricked by a man who plays guitar really good and waxes his ass so his pants look shiny. BTW, is is wrong to wax your ass because if the answer is yes, forget I asked the question.



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