A Dangerous Drunken Screwball

Daily Earwig: Black Mountain – Let Spirits Ride… 0

Posted on September 03, 2010 by DJC


Black Mountain, Let Spirits Ride. From the upcoming record, Wilderness Heart , due out on September 14th.

According to Black Mountain vocalist, Stephen McBean, Wilderness Heart, the bands third full length, is their most “metal” yet. I’ve listened to five tracks off the record and, in addition to a couple of sweet folk-y jams, three of the five are so metal, they will melt your face off.

Black Mountain will play the Showbox in Seattle on November 29th. More on the Vancouver, BC band, including a full list of tour dates, here.

A Six Hour Orgy For Your Ears: Movies About Girls – Episode #81… 0

Posted on August 30, 2010 by DJC


Movies About Girls Episode #81 is up now!

If you missed hearing it LIVE on Friday, Episode #81, the EPIC, nearly all-night-long show called, Movies About Girls, The Podcast, is now available for your listening pleasure. In a mere six hours (!) the MAG cast (including yours truly), managed to talk our way through the following things, and MORE:

The unexpectedly awesome, porn-y Jennifer Tilly-jammed road flick, Fast Sofa, starring Crispin Glover.

The Top 5 and Bottom 5 DVD releases of the week, the Weekly Boobs Report (with the best of Denver, Kent Shelton), and another round of Hits From Hell, MAG’s never ending search or the worst song ever recorded.

An awesome guest appearance by Circus of Power vocalist, Showbiz Al, the very metal front man regaled us all with Mag-tastic stories about running from with Danzig to, shopping with Slymenstra Hymen at the Home Depot.

What more could you ask for? Free booze? A free MAG t-shirt? Well, if you missed the show, you also missed your chance to win your very own, one of a kind, MAG t-shirt. Better luck, next time buster!

Wondering when next time is? Well, your next chance to get lucky, punk, will be MAG’s next live broadcast on Saturday, September 4th @ 6 PM EST (3 PM PST). Among our regular titillating topics, you’ll also get to hear Cherrybomb’s recap of the SlayerTestament and Megadeth show, aka, the American Carnage Tour. The very metal triad of evil, finally hits Seattle after a year of waiting, on Friday, September 3rd.  Screw Bummershoot. To say I’m chomping at the bit for this show is an understatement. Be there!

My apologies in advance to my ears and liver.

Check out episode #81 of Movies About Girls via Loudcaster. You can also download HERE!

Cherries For A Good Cause By Parra… 2

Posted on August 30, 2010 by DJC


Cherries for a Good Cause by Parra for Converse. Price and availability, TBD.

A portion of the proceeds from Dutch artist and designer Parra and his collaboration with Converse goes to support The Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis, and Malaria.

More on Parra, here.

Twilight Grillz. For Your Favorite Blood-Sucking Freak… 1

Posted on August 30, 2010 by DJC


Vampire “Grillz” in “Silber” (typ0 direct from Iced-Out-Biz’s website) by Iced-Out Biz. $24.50. One size fits all. For GGG.

Now, before you rush out and get your own Vampire Grillz, the folks at Iced-Out-Biz have a “DO NOT DO’S” for you, and your mouth…:

Cautions for Users:

1: If you feel irritation or pain at the teeth or around mouth, stop wearing it immediately (Hmmm, okay. Grilzz might give me the mouth aches. Check. I think).
2: Do not wear it while sleeping (Vampires never sleep! I got this one nailed, er, CHECK!).
3: Do not wear it while doing exercise (Is creeping around in the bushes considered “exercise”? If not then, check!).
4: Do not wear it while chewing food (Got it. No gum, candy, chicken or people eating. Check.).
5: Do not use it as a dental prosthetic device (No teeth, no grillz for you. Check).
6: Never bite people or animals with wearing the product. (What? But what fun is that? Aww, f*$k, Check).
7: Do not put in the microwave. (Hot teeth, not good. Check).
8: Keep away from pets. (No grillz for fido or pussy, check).

More via Iced-Out-Biz.

10-Year-Old Japanese Guitar Prodigy Performs Crazy Train with OZZY…! 0

Posted on August 30, 2010 by DJC


Ozzy kicks out the jams with 10 year old guitar prodigy, Yuto Miyazawa, in Hartford Connecticut on August 21, 2010.

You might have heard about little Yuto Miyazawa before (seen here on Cherrybombed.com last year) but, this clip of the now 10 year old Yuto performing “Crazy Train” with Ozzy LIVE, just made my day. Word.




Is That YOU, Nana…? 0

Posted on August 30, 2010 by DJC


Courtney Love leaving her hotel in Paris last week before her gig at Le Bataclan.

Thankfully, Courtney’s Granny-get-up was just a clever ruse to throw the paps off her trail. I give you exhibit A, below…


Courtney Love and Hole live at Le Bataclan in Paris last week.

Grunge-y cover-girl transformation, complete. Phew!

Unhearit: When You Absolutely, Positively Have to Get That F*$king Song Out of Your Head… 2

Posted on August 30, 2010 by DJC


Unheart it. When you absolutely, positively have to get that f*$king song out of your head…

And it works. Although, a word of caution. You may end up with an equally bad song stuck in your ears. My first three earwig removal “hits” consisted of the theme to the Andy Griffith Show, Conga by Gloria Estefan and, Antoine Dodson’s auto-tune-y rapist jam, Climbing Through Your Window. You have been warned.

Need to unhear something? Click here.

The Heavy Metal Quilts of Boo Davis… 1

Posted on August 30, 2010 by DJC


Quiltsrÿche quilt by Seattle’s own, Boo Davis. 60 x 72. Pricing by request. Dio horns OUT!

Boo Davis is a designer, illustrator and quilter living in Seattle. Her very metal-inspired quilts are completely amazing.

More on Davis and her “made with hate” quilts via Quiltsrÿche.

Via: BLORT!

Why The F*$K Not? Deep Fried Beer FTW…. 0

Posted on August 30, 2010 by DJC


Deep fried Guiness ravioli. Thank you Mark Zable.

The creation of Mark Zable (who was probably smoking the good shit when he came up with the idea), Deep Fried Beer will of  make its glorious debut at the Texas State Fair competing in the Big Tex Choice Awards on Labor Day. Zable’s Deep Fried Beer will compete against other fried anomalies like Deep Fried Frozen Margarita, Texas Fried Frito Pie and Fried Lemonade.

To make his beer infused fried wonder chunks, Mark takes a ravioli, fills it up with Guinness, seals it and then tosses it into a deep fryer. It’s said that your first chomp on this boozy ravioli will sends a shot of beer, deep into the hear of Texas, or your mouth. Zable says it took him three years to perfect his drunken pasta and, keeps the intimate deep fried deets of Deep Fried Beer, under wraps.

My Sundays With Jesus: Jesus Criss…! 0

Posted on August 29, 2010 by DJC


Robert Bowen, Jesus Criss. PrintedVelvet-Cotton-RagPaper. Limited edition of signed/hand numbered prints available now for $45.

More on the bastard son of 1000 maniacs, aka, San Fransisco based artist Robert Bowen, here.

Thanks to the comic book king, Ragzdandelion, for the link.

They Don’t Call It The “BIG” Easy For Nothing: The Biggest Penises In The Country Live In New Orleans… 1

Posted on August 26, 2010 by DJC


Condomania tells you where the biggest penises are in the country. In other news, I’m moving to New Orleans! I guess they really don’t call it the “Big Easy” for nothing.

Condomania has been collecting data on penis size since 2004 when they launched, They Fit Condoms, a line of custom fitted jimmy-hats. They Fit Condoms come in 76 different sizes, ranging from 3 to 10 (!) inches in length and, from super slim to “extra-roomy” in width.  The strictly-dickly-data collection, culled by the feedback provided by 27,000 penises from around the world, is the largest (ahem) evaluation on Mr. Johnson since The Kinsey Penis Report in the early 90’s. Below are more fun penis facts from Condomania. In other news, I can’t wait to go back to New Hampshire!

  • Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
  • Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming
  • Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
  • Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
  • Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
  • Blue States vs Red States: Blue States’ Average Penis Size is Bigger!
  • Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3″ in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10″ in Length
  • Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5″ in Length, 50% are Between 5″ and 6″ in Length and 25% are Longer than 6″ in Length

You can read the whole “report”, here.

If A Mickey Falls In The Forest, Does Anybody Hair…? 0

Posted on August 26, 2010 by DJC


Mickey Rourke emerging from a forest in Italy.

Another day, another hair-don’t do for Mickey Rourke. All Rourke-ribbing aside, Mickey’s latest hair mod is a huge upgrade from his past cranial adornments. And, as usual, I’d still hit it. Baby-fuzz, buzz-cut and all.

GTFO: Thunderbitch @ The Tether Gallery Through August 28th… 0

Posted on August 26, 2010 by DJC


Thunderbitch! By Ellen Forney.

The Thunderbitch exhibit that has been running at the Tether Design Gallery in Seattle all month is, about to end. Which means if you haven’t seen it, you only have two more days to make things right by GTFO to see it. The exhibit features graphic works and rock posters done by women artist based in the Pacific Northwest, dating back to the 1960’s. The way I look at it is like this; if you like girls who like to rock and love art, this one is a slam-dunk.

More on Thunderbitch here.

Daily Earwig: Endless Boogie – Tarmac City… 2

Posted on August 26, 2010 by DJC


Endless Boogie. From 2010’s Full House Head. For Surly.

Endless Boogie are from Brooklyn. And they fucking rock. As you will see by way of today’s Daily Earwig from Endless Boogie, Tarmac City.  And, let’s be honest. If you’re gonna have the balls to name your band after a John Lee Hooker song, you better be able to back it up with some first class jams. Which Endless Boogie does, masterfully. Despite the fact that the band has been been around since 2001, they just released their second studio album, Full House Head, this past July. The record is full of epic, indulgent tunes that rival those of their classic rock predecessors. Word.

More from Endless Boogie, here.

Dildos For The UNDEAD…! 1

Posted on August 26, 2010 by DJC


Dildos for the UNDEAD! Mythos style dildos by Necronomicox. $170. For GGG. Thanks to RDK for the link. I think…

Meet Mythos. Mythos is big dildo with colored eyes that will look deep into your soul. While deep inside of you. That’s all.

More via Necronomicox NSFW site, here.


Janis Joplin’s 1965 Porsche… 0

Posted on August 26, 2010 by DJC


Janis Joplin’s 1965 Porsche 356c painted by her friend, Dave Richards. Currently on display at the Grammy Museum in Los Angeles.

Janis might have asked the Lord for a Mercedes but, she ended up with a Porsche. Just like the rest of her friends.

More photos of Joplin’s Porsche, here.


I See You Sean Penn. But I Wish I Couldn’t… 3

Posted on August 23, 2010 by DJC


Sean Penn on the set of This Must Be The Place in Dublin, Ireland. A feel good flick about an aging, retired rock stars search for the Nazi that murdered his father.

Can’t UNSEE!

Thanks (I think): Dlisted.

My Sundays With Jesus: Blinged Out Christ… 0

Posted on August 22, 2010 by DJC

Micropave Jesus face by Iced-Out Biz. $43.50. For Freddy Pants.

More bizarre blingly-thingies via Iced-Out Biz.

Listen to the Movies About Girls Podcast Tonight – Win A New MAG T-Shirt! 1

Posted on August 21, 2010 by DJC


Movies About Girls, the t-shirt! For teenage losers of all ages! Original design by Ken “The King of Podcasting” McIntyre.

Just a quick pimp to remind you all to tune into Loudcaster tonight at 6 PM EST for Episode #80 of the Movies About Girls podcast! To mark this glandular milestone tonight, we’ll be  giving away a brand-spanking new Movies About Girls t-shirt. Make your ex jealous! Be the envy of hat-wearing-hipsters! Look 10lbs thinner! Embarrass your Mom! Anything can happen when you’re sporting the new MAG t-shirt. Trust me.

For all things MAG, check out the Movies About Girls Radio Network. If you like what you hear, vote for us on Podcast Alley or, leave us a comment on iTunes. Want to talk to MAG? You can call us anytime at 206-426-6504.

Directly following tonight’s MAG-cast, I’ll be GTFO to catch Aerosmith tribute band, Draw The Line at the Tractor Tavern. Will the faux Bad Boys of Boston will live up to the recent Tyler/Perry shenanigans of late? I can only hope…

Bob Marley Tattoo: FAIL! 0

Posted on August 20, 2010 by DJC


Bob Marley tattoo. For JB.

Ignorance might be blissful but, a tattoo is forever. Word.

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