Lemmy Kilmister. Always trust a man with a beer held upright.
Lemmy Kilmister sat down with Crypt Magazine recently and gave a lenthgy interview with topic ranging from President Obama, Sarah Palin and why the Internet will be the “death of humanity”. Here are a couple of highlights:
Lemmy on Politics:
I think Obama is in a very difficult place. Because he’s getting stooped every fucking time he turns around, right? Because you kept Republicans in the government; that was a mistake obviously.He should have had Dick Cheney as his running mate; I’m sure that would have been more popular than Joe Biden. Sarah Palin, she’s the one that impresses me. Jesus Christ, cookoo. What’s the point of even talking to the woman, she’s like nuts. The fucking woman’s a flake.
Lemmy on why the Internet is going to fucking kill us:
They’re gonna be the death of humanity, believe me. The internet is gonna kill humanity because we can’t use it, we don’t know how to use it. I mean the greatest communication system ever known to man has been invented. What do you use it for? Child pornography. Isn’t it fucking wonderful? They always go for the lowest common denominator and then spin it around. There are all kinds of fucking nut cases out there. And everybody can be equally heard which is not a good idea. Because some people, if they get heard all across the world, and it’s gonna fucking really twist everything up. One in five people aren’t fit to shine your fucking shoes.
Lemmy on Robots and what keeps him going with Motörhead 36 years later:
I believe robots are stealing our luggage. I dunno, everybody’s driven by something, survival mostly. It’s just I love what I do. It’s a great gig. So, why not do it?
You can read the entire interview with Lemmy at Crypt Magazine.
CHRIST! The belt buckle. Now with 3-D Jesus and 30% more bling! $24.99.
I know what you’re thinking. I love this belt buckle but, what else can I do with it? I’ll let the folks at Fashionista Company give you a few suggestions. And no, “give it to your pimp for Christmas” isn’t one of them:
Wear it to church! Buy two and give one away as a gift! Use as decoration! Stand out in a crowd! No matter where it is displayed, this bright, eye catching Iced Out CHIRST Buckle is a trendy way to express your faith!
Adventure Time! More madness from the every excellent Fred Seibert. For AFJ.
Adventure Time!, a new animated series for kids, will make it’s debut in April. Why should you care? Because Adventure Time! is basically a super-trippy, PG rated version of Super Jail. Yes, really.
So, be sure to clean out your very best Budweiser bong because Adventure Time! premieres on Cartoon Network on April 5th.
Faux Chanel Yeti’s. Chanel Fall/Winter 2010/2011, Paris. For Stacey.
Thankfully, our friends at Peta and animal lovers like yours truly won’t be pulling their hemp panties out of our cracks because in a shocking change of direction, Uncle Karl Lagerfiled, the reigning queen of Chanel, didn’t kill anything to make these furry Sasquatch man-suits.
Don’t worry girls, Karl didn’t forget about you. Click here to see the Woman’s Wear version of what nobody everybody not even a hairless Yeti will be wearing later this year.
Suck, the movie trailer. Out in limited release soon. Thanks to Holly for the link.
Very metal cameos in Suck include Henry Rollins as a douchey shock jock, Iggy Pop as a tit’s out crazy record producer and, Alice Cooper as the über vampire.
In what was undoubtedly a huge relief for the makers of Jack Daniels, Keith Richards told Rolling Stone magazine that the rumors regarding his recent breakup with booze are false…:
The rumors of my sobriety are greatly exaggerated. And we’ll leave it at that.
I don’t know about you but, I’m pretty sure booze is what’s keeping Keef so well preserved. If Keef gave up the hooch, he would completely disintegrate. And he knows it. Good call Keef. Lucky for you, Jack is always there take you back…
Yellow terry cloth bikini from page 20 of the Sears 1975 Spring/Summer catalog.
In the words of my very sexy, bikini-loving friend K, Boing!
In other good news about girls, Episode #57 of the Movies About Girls Podcast is now available for your streaming pleasure. You can click the link to the right on our page or, you can just click here to go right to the Movies About Girls website and hear all the madness yourself!
Okay, I admit it. There is absolutely no truth behind my sensational headline (take that Nickelback!) however, that was the first thing that popped into my head after seeing this photo of Nicholas Cage on the set of his new (sigh) movie The Sorcerer’s Apprentice(WHY?) in Tribeca.
Sing Like an Idol. The latest single and video from Yazima Beauty Salon!
Sing Like an Idolis the latest single and theme track for Yazima’s upcoming movie, Yazima Beauty Salon, The Movie. I also hear through the disco grapevine that Hello Kitty will be putting out plush versions of the glittery guys girls of Yazima Beauty Salon next month to coincide with the release of the film in April.
Truly an example of art going green, the sculpture above was created using old tires. Click here to see a very cool gallery of recycled tire art at Juxtapoz.
Hole, Skinny Little Bitch. From the upcoming Hole record, Nobody’s Daughter. For GGG.
Here’s a link to a better quality, uncensored version of Skinny Little Bitch. Nobody’s Daughter, Love’s new record with her revamped Hole(unintentional pun, it stays), comes out at the end April. If Samantha and Skinny are any indication, the new Hole record might actually be a sweet piece of gritty girl power. Fingers crossed…
The Radiant Child. A documentary about artist Jean Michel Basquiat. Directed by Tamara Davis.
The documentary, which was released late last month, was shot between 1986 and 1988, the year Basquiat died after overdosing on herion. The soundtrack was composed by Ad-Rock & Mike D of The Beastie Boys.
Cherrybombed.com is about the music and culture of the Pacific Northwest, as well as other cool happenings around the world. We also shine a spotlight on celebrities behaving badly. Here, you will find videos, low-brow artwork and images, and tattoos only a mother could hate.
If boozing was an olympic event, we would be on a box of Wheaties. If this all sounds familiar to you (and your mother), welcome home.
