Why, why, why, Delilah…? For LP. Photo by RDK.

In a lengthy interview with Britt Rock Magazine Classic Rock, Joe Perry continued to mystify the world of rock ‘n’ roll with his bizarre list of singers who he says could possibly replace Steven Tyler at the helm of Aerosmith. The latest victim is 69 year old Tom Jones. Said (yawn) The Perry:

He’s got a great set of pipes, so why not? I’ve played with him before, and know he could bring something extra to the band. We haven’t approached him yet, but if he were interested that would be great. Imagine the interest Tom would generate.

Last weeks Aerosmith rumor mill also included the horrifying notion that Sammy Hagar might step in while Tyler is on hiatus. As if we all didn’t suffer enough with over a decade of Van Hagar. Oi!

The latest issue of Classic Rock, The Last Days of an American Rock Legend featuring Joe Perry on the cover, is out now.

The Talking Jesus Doll. $19.95. For Freddy Pants.

Back in 2006, the bible humpers behind The Talking Jesus Doll offered to donate 4,000 of the plastic chatty Christ’s to Toys For Tots. The charity declined the offer.

Click here to listen to the Ken version of God’s only begotten son reading passages from his favorite book.

Meet Zeke. One of the 62 dogs rescued from “death row” in Southern California last week by the Seattle Humane Society. Photo by Lori Penney.

Zeke the Chihuahua is one of 62 dogs now up for adoption at the Seattle Humane Society in Bellevue, Washington.

For more information on how to  adopt one of these lucky pooches or, to make a donation to help support the tireless efforts of the Seattle Humane Society, click here.

Thanks to Surly for the link and his dedication to all things canine.

Who Needs Drugs? Wait, don’t answer that question. Thanks to RDK for thinking of me and for the link.

If you do, just look for this generous ginger dude. He seems to have enough to share.

Pinball Art: Fine Art opens today at the Pacific Pinball Musem in Almadea California. For NPD.

This vintage pinball exhibition includes posters and artist’s creations and reinterpretations of classic pinball art. Lucky visitors will also get to try their luck with some of the pinball machines in the museums collection.

It all kicks off today at 2pm at the Pacific Pinball Museum in Alameda, CA. The show runs through March 2, 2010.

The Monkees I’m a Believer mashed with Iron Maiden’s The Trooper. Yes please…

By DJ Shmolli. More via Audio Porn Central.

Wrongfully convicted? Not likely…

I guess spending money on two forever eyebrows was more important than finding a good lawyer. Good job Johnny!

Source.

Muff Diving!

Thanks!: Dlisted.

Rhino 2GB USB Cassette Tape. $25.99. Comes in black, blue, purple or pink. Thanks to NPD for the link.

Get yours via Rhino.com.

Nick Gentry, Connection Lost. 2010.

UK artist Nick Gentry creates his portraits using old school media like VHS tapes and floppy discs. If you have been wanting to get rid of your old cassette tapes or those floppy disc you have stored in your basement just in case you need to resurrect your resume from 1989, send them along to Gentry and he’ll turn them into a work or art.

More on Gentry here.

Trailer for I’m Here. A new short film by Spike Jonez.

I’m Here had it’s premiere last week at Sundance.

KISS Dolls by Mego, 1978.

The folks behind the Chelsea I Want My Flannel Back blog have one goal. To get your stuff back from an ex who decided after you broke up it was just easier to keep that old record player that once belonged to your Mom or, your favorite t-shirt. Or in my case, a set of the original KISS 12′ action figures from 1987. The last time I saw Gene, he still had the plastic wrap on his head.

Anyway, if you want your stuff back, submit your plea to Chelsea I Want My Flannel Back. And maybe you’ll get your stuff back. Maybe…

Voyage of the Rock Aliens, 1987. Staring Pia Zadora! Just one of the 100 plus movies the Movies About Girls Podcast reviewed this year.

The Movies About Girls Podcast celebrated it’s 1 year anniversary with Episode #52 yesterday. Imagine, it was just one year ago that host and infamous rock journo Ken McIntyre and his ever expanding panel of experts (including yours truly) started his quest to hip us all to the plethora of movies on everyone’s favorite topic, GIRLS! Anyway, if you always wanted to know how to get a free bottle of vodka in Singapore, what region of Lita Ford’s body smells the worst or, are just wondering which Biker Chick flick is the best bang for your cock buck, listen to Episode #52. All shall be revealed.

Happy Birthday MAG Podcast! Also, don’t forget to vote for the Movies About Girls Podcast at Podcast Alley or check it out on iTunes.

Thanks to Ken, Stacey, Seth, Jim Ether, the Great Mike Fisher and everyone else that makes this awesome podcast happen.

Last Kiss comic. Art by John Lustig, caption by Scott Card. Thanks to AFJ for the link.

Think you can come up with some drunk dialog to go along with this Last Kiss comic? If you do, you might win a bunch of cool prizes from Last Kiss and your winning words will be published on GoComics.com, Last Kiss Comics, World Famous Comics and other websites that feature Last Kiss on February 15th.

For more info, click here.

Steven Tyler and Joe Perry circa 1993.

Lawyers representing Steven Tyler have put Aerosmith manager Howard Kaufman on “cease and desist” notice saying that if the band replaces Steven Tyler they will sue.

Vocalists rumored to have been approached by Joe Perry as possible replacements for Tyler include Lenny Kravitz, Billy Idol, Paul Rodgers of Bad Company and Chris Cornell. Cornell was later quoted in Classic Rock magazine as saying: ‘[Expletive], can you imagine how ridiculous that would be?’. Not as ridiculous as the latest whispers after a sighting of  Extreme frontman Gary Cherone and Aerosmith drummer, Joey Krammer at a Cheap Trick show in Boston over the weekend.

Misspelled, poorly translated Latin tattoo’s are forever…

This tattoo was supposed to be the Latin translation of Samuel L. Jackson’s famous Pulp Fiction “Ezekiel 25:15″ speech just before he blows a bunch of holes in Brett. The translation not only includes English text (the word “of” appears twice) but, it also contains a couple of typos due to the fact that owner probably plugged the quote into an online translation service then happily went off to see the first tattoo artist he could find. Nice job, Johnny.

More mangled Latin tattoo’s via Wayward Classics.

Recommended reading from JC.

If “author” Fred Haley claims are true, Hell is going to be great!

Bodysuits from Sears Body Suit Shop. $5.97 & 8.97 respectively.

These cameltoe free, snap-crotch flashbacks come from page 213 of the 1975 Sears Fall/Winter catalog. Snap crotch!

Nick Cave, Ramblin’ Mind. From the new Jeffrey Lee Pierce tribute record, We Are Only Riders.

Nick Cave’s moving cover of Jeffrey Lee Pierce’s Ramblin’ Mind can be found on the new tribute record for former Gun Club vocalist, We Are Only Riders. Fittingly, Pierce’s original guitar track for Ramblin’ Mind croons along with Cave’s mournful drawl on the completely stellar cover. Cave also collaborated with Debbie Harry on the track, Free To Walk.

The Ravonettes (who also cover Free To Walk) and Mark Lanegan also contribute to Riders.

More here.

Mickey Rourke at the 2010 Golden Globes.

How Mickey managed to match his gold cowboy pimp chains to his hat is a mystery to me. With that said, I’d still hit it with a riding crop. And blindfolds. Anyway, here’s Mickey Rourke giving the paps the 2 am “what’s your number ’cause I lost mine” side-eye at the Golden Globes last weekend.